January 27, 2008
Jon Quill QuotesA man cannot face danger without pants.
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Standing in a toilet for an extended period of time can be physically exhausting.
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It takes quite a bit for me to pinch off a piss midstream.
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But, why, I ask you why, are there women and men who have obviously showered, styled and shellacked themselves into a semblance of succubi on a goddamn Tuesday?
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There doesn�t remain a single show on MTV that doesn�t make me want to trickle gastrointestinal juices into my toilet bowl, and a 'quicky' in the bar's bathroom sounds at least two miles south of icky.
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I lit my one cigarette and took a breath of fresh air...
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The beer...is gone.