Bent Words

Bent Words

January 27, 2008

Jon Quill Quotes

A man cannot face danger without pants.

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Standing in a toilet for an extended period of time can be physically exhausting.

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It takes quite a bit for me to pinch off a piss midstream.

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But, why, I ask you why, are there women and men who have obviously showered, styled and shellacked themselves into a semblance of succubi on a goddamn Tuesday?

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There doesn’t remain a single show on MTV that doesn’t make me want to trickle gastrointestinal juices into my toilet bowl, and a 'quicky' in the bar's bathroom sounds at least two miles south of icky.

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I lit my one cigarette and took a breath of fresh air...

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The beer...is gone.

Written at 11:34 a.m.